Blakeley: I’d be happy to call you my domestic partner.
Me: Uh oh, are you domestic partner proposing to me?
Blakeley: Yes. Yes I am.
You know, if my girlfriend had a penis*.
*Does anyone know if straight people can be domestic partners?
Marissa and I are “DP’s” as of a January, and it’s pretty easy - the three main things are that you have to get something notorized, you have to show ‘financial dependence’ (we just got a join savings account at a new bank) and prove you’ve been living together for at least a year (that might be the stumbling block for you guys). Now Marissa has health insurance which is pretty awesome.
Happy DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP, Justin and Marissa —- Whoo!
